Boy, I'm glad that the TSA recently changed the rules about liquids on planes. I can now take liquids and gels as long as they fit into a quart ziploc baggie. I feel so safe now that I had to go out and buy a travel size shaving cream and toothpaste. You know those half-filled containers are just soo dangerous.
Just in case you can't tell, these new rules don't make me feel any safer at all. I felt safe beforehand. What about the terrorist who plans to kill all the flight attendants with their ink pen? What about the terrorist who makes their driver's license out of c4? Come on people….this sort of thing is just stupid….it doesn't make us any safer.